Christchurch is a city to envy, whether you’re in the middle of it all in Merivale, or up in Brooklands. It’s a place with tons to offer, including stunning beaches, a great nightlife and gorgeous people. As a result of all of that, Christchurch hookups are the real reason to love this city.
When you’re looking to get laid, the traditional choice is to hit up your favourite bars. Nowadays, though, with all the different lounges and clubs, it’s hard to know which ones are worth your time. That’s a big reason why so many locals have turned online. Unfortunately, even with those tools in your pocket, one-night stands aren’t guaranteed.
There are so many duds out there. It’d be nice to be able to sift the good from the bad, wouldn’t it? We thought so, which is why we assembled this list of the best ways to get laid in Christchurch. We worked with local experts to put this list together. After all, in a city of 405,000 people, it shouldn’t feel like you’re out in Loburn.
Keep reading for all of our recommendations, then comment to let us know if we’ve missed any good options.
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The best Christchurch hookup bars set a mood. From the moment you walk in, you know you’re going to enjoy your time here. They can be bright and bustling, or they can be warm and subdued. And then, they can be The Dirty Land. This sophisticated, well-stocked cocktail lounge is lit by candles and overflowing with sensual ambience.
Mixing an array of traditional cocktails with fun, elaborate drinks with modern twists, The Dirty Land is a drinker’s heaven. It’s also a sure-fire hit with any date or casual companion. The classy décor is a welcoming backdrop, but it doesn’t feel stuffy and stiff like many cocktail lounges. If you’re looking to make a good first impression, you can’t do much better.
A couple of decades ago, online hookups options were just fledgling tools that barely anyone used. Now, they’re a multi-billion dollar industry with popular platforms all over the world. One such option has been around since the beginning and remains one of the best in the world. We, of course, mean Adult FriendFinder.
On our yearly rankings of the best online hookup options, AFF consistently ranks as the best and most popular. That’s what happens when you amass over 90 million global users and have one of the best search functionalities. Looking for someone nearby, or for someone with a specific kink? Maybe you have a thing for particular cup sizes. AFF will help you find exactly what you want, when you want it.
Another thing we love about AFF? Having been the most-established hookup platform since the mid-2000s, AFF works for all users. You don’t have to be a model or flashing six-pack abs to get laid. Also, whereas some platforms only appeal to 20-somethings, AFF caters to all age ranges. If you’re in your 30s and looking for someone close to your age, you’ll find them.
It’s entirely about Christchurch hook ups on AFF, so everyone knows what they’re in for. There’s a reason most people would choose it over any other. Plus, its browser experience on the computer and the mobile is one of the best.
If you haven’t gotten laid in a while, it’s time to sign up for Adult FriendFinder and get out there. You won’t regret it.
If you want to get laid in Christchurch, bars should be your first stop. And these are some of the best spots to meet girls.
If you’re looking for a slightly livelier scene, how about some live music? Vesuvio Jazz & Tapas Bar in Merivale is a full night of entertainment in one spot. It’s a refined jazz club with European style and plenty of cosy, intimate corners, both inside and outside. Bring someone along as you stop in for a bite or just order a couple of drinks. Let the night flow from there.
Listening to music with a date is always enjoyable, but it can be a risk. Sometimes a band is too loud for you to make any impression, good or bad. The nice thing about a jazz club is the music can fill in the silences without drowning out conversations. Whether it’s a first date or you’re just trying to cut to the chase, Vesuvio is a smart choice.
You say you’re more of a wine drinker than a beer or cocktail fan? And you’re looking for a simple but elegant wine bar to take a potential hookup? Well, we’re happy to oblige. The Social Wine Bar at the Crown Hotel is exactly what you need. It’s ideal for when you and your date have one thing on your minds (you dirty birds).
As befits a drinking establishment named Social Wine Bar, the wine list here is extensive. It includes all variety of whites and reds and some nice sparkling options as well. They do serve cocktails and beer if your companion would prefer that. Whatever you’re drinking, this conveniently located bar (in a hotel, no less) is prime hooking up real estate.
Loud music, huge crowds and drinks are always a great formula for finding hot girls looking for some fun!
Why go to just another nightclub where all you can do is dance and drink? At The Slate Room, you get to choose your own fun! Whether you feel like playing pool or poker, dancing with hot girls or hanging out at the bar, this club has everything you could need. Check out their social media for updates on events. Pick the ones that appeal to you and you're sure to meet lots of girls here. Every night of the week, The Slate Room has something to offer!
Hook ups in Christchurch aren't that hard to come by in the daytime. These are our favourite spots to find girls outside of the usual bars and clubs.
Coffee houses and cafés make for excellent alternatives to the usual Christchurch hookup bars. They have calm, casual vibes and don’t care if you spend all day there without spending a ton of money. If you’re not a drinker or just want to take a break from the bar scene, go for a latte. There’s no reason your sex life has to dry up in the meantime.
Christchurch has tons of coffee houses, but our personal favourite is C4 Coffee. There are bigger and more glitzy coffee houses in town, but few as charming. It’s an ideal setting for spending a quiet afternoon getting to know someone. Even if you arrive alone, the casual atmosphere makes it easy to start up a conversation and meet someone new.
Have you hit up every hookup bar in Christchurch? The lounges, pubs and beer gardens? You’ve even managed to work through some of the coffee shops? Well, you must feel like you’ve done all there is to do in town, but you surely haven’t. The truth is, hookups in Christchurch can be initiated anywhere, at any time. You just need to be open.
When we head down to the Fresh Choice in City Market, we keep our eyes open. Yes, in part for deals on Hokey Pokey, but mostly for beautiful strangers. Everyone has to do their grocery shopping at some point. That means, statistically, the aisles are always occupied by someone looking to get down. Keep your own eyes open and you’ll see what we mean.
While our town isn’t the biggest in New Zealand, it’s still got plenty of options. Here are a few more ways to arrange hookups in Christchurch.
There are plenty of online hookup platforms, but none enjoy the name recognition of Tinder. You’ve heard of it. Your parents have heard of it. Every student at the University of Canterbury or CPIT has heard of it (and is currently using it). If there is anyone in New Zealand who hasn’t tried Tinder yet, they must have just woken from a coma.
For the Millennial generation, Tinder was the first platform that seemed designed specifically for them. It’s super quick and easy to use, and it puts all the focus on looks over bios. The pictures are all anyone cares about, and for that reason, the userbase is especially hot. Unfortunately, that fact is a bit of a two-edged sword.
For men, if you’re not in the top 15% of looks, matches come few and far between. If you can’t take a sexy photo, don’t expect a lot of interactions. Women in the top 50% of looks get considerable action, but they still have to worry about the age limit. No, Tinder doesn’t have an official age limit, but anyone over 28 sees their matches drop off dramatically.
That is the unfortunate drawback of Tinder: it’s really only for the young and beautiful. On the other hand, if you are young and beautiful, you’ll love Tinder. You’ll be getting laid left and right. In fact, the most gorgeous women here get so many matches, they rarely respond. The constant stream of compliments and messages is satisfaction enough.
Tinder’s unprecedented cultural saturation has led the makers to expand their scope. They now want to get into dating and relationships. If you’re attractive enough, though, Tinder will always be the crème de la crème of hookup platforms. What more could you need?
A cocktail lounge that focuses on whiskey, the Last Word Feels like drinking in your best friend’s den. Located on New Regent Street, this is the type of place that will quickly become your favourite bar. That’s true whether you’re trying to get laid or not. Of course, the big appeal is their truly impressive whiskey and Scotch selection.
Now, even if you aren’t a big fan of dark liquor, give The Last Word a chance. Its bar is fully stocked and the cocktail menu is eclectic. There are comfy seats inside and a nice outdoor terrace for sipping your drinks and chatting. Plus, if your companion is a whiskey drinker, they’re sure to be in heaven. That should work nicely in your favour.