Finding Gilbert hookups is a lot easier than it was 20 years ago. We were once known as The Hay Capital of the World, but we should now be known as the Get Laid Capital of the World. Hooking up in Gilbert is as easy as finding a one-nighter at last call, but you have to put in some effort. Whether you live in Apache Junction or Chandler Heights--we’re going to help you get laid in Gilbert.
The hardest part is trying something brand new. Whether you’re a wine enthusiast, a lover of craft beers or a coffee drinker, we’ve got a hookup spot for you. Even if you’re a homebody looking to hook up, don’t worry; we know what you need.
Here at Beyond Ages, we sent our team of writers into the city to test out popular Gilbert hookup bars and hookup apps. They immersed themselves, took notes and came back with the best stories about their Gilbert hookups.
We made our list as comprehensive as possible, spotlighting hookup bars, coffee shops, breweries, and grocery stores because, sometimes, hookups happen where we least expect. We hope you find the fling you seek. If you don’t get lucky, let us know why.
Also, if you use popular Gilbert hookup apps or know of a bar we didn't mention, let us know about it in the comments below. Good luck, Gilbert!
We’ll start with the most successful Gilbert hookup apps and hookup bars. These bars and apps received high marks for reasons you’ll find below. Find out why we think these spots are where you can get laid in Gilbert.
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It’s a unique and dimly lit speakeasy reminiscent of a 1940s detective movie. There are house rules that include: 21 and over, assigned seating and an exquisite happy hour menu. If you’re here for a hookup, you’ll have to join the VIP club to get the password and location of the “secret door entrance.”
It’s a nostalgic throwback to the days of prohibition, enveloped in dark hues, cigar-colored leather, dark wood and walls adorned with framed artwork. If you’re looking for something unique, quiet and sexy, check out The White Rabbit.
The White Rabbit operates on a first-come, first-served basis. Happy hour is from 5 to 7 on weekdays and all day Sunday. Sign up today!
If you’ve tried Tinder and you’ve hit the bars but still haven’t gotten lucky, try Adult Friend Finder. Adult Friend Finder gives users a place for casual hookups or naughty chat rooms. With more than 90 million users, the chances of finding Gilbert hookups close by are pretty good.
We have tried out all the hookup apps and sites in Gilbert and have seen the best results here.
People know Adult FriendFinder as one of the top hookup sites for in-person or online sex. So whether you want someone to touch your monkey in person or you just want to spank the beef stick in the privacy of your own living room while chatting with someone in Coolidge, you’ll probably find what you want on Adult Friend Finder.
Whether you want to drink, eat or get a bit of work done, this place caters to a variety of different personalities. The executive chef aims for quality food on sharable plates and the owner wants to give customers affordable prices. They serve craft beers and signature cocktails -- check out their seasonal-rotating cocktail menu.
There are also laptop outlets and cozy seating that put you closer to those around you. That presents an excellent opportunity to strike up a conversation with strangers.
The Brickyard has been featured in different local magazines around Gilbert. They're known for the love that goes into their meals, drinks and interiors. Some come on in and check out their drink menu. You might meet a Dark N’ Stormy ($7), knock her to her Bee’s Knees ($7) with your charm and eventually get to see her Cucumber Pimm’s Cup ($8).
Happy hour is from 3 p.m. to 6 p.m. Drop by to see who’s paying a call at The Brickyard.
If you haven’t found a cougar at the local cougar bars, try Cougar Life. The average lady on this hookup app is between 35 to 55 years old and the average man always gets some action. If you’ve only hooked up with younger women, check out our dating expert’s video series on how to speak to women older than 30.
If you’ve never had experience with cougars, relax. Check out the website, flirt, send a few messages and see what comes back. That’s the great thing about Cougar Life, it’s a hookup app that makes approaching a cougar easier than ever before. In fact, it’s the one site that always makes it to the top of our list of the best apps for meeting cougars.
Cougar Life is easily the app where you can get laid in Gilbert with sexy older women. Give it a shot today!
If The Brickyard is for intimate meals and shared menus, then The Grid is its outrageous cousin, ready to make some noise in Gilbert. It’s a dive bar and a game room, serving up mozzarella bites and Rockband Karaoke. There are pinballs games, pool tables and old-school stand-up video game consoles.
When you want to find a place where you can get laid fast look to where there is women, booze, and fun. Women who are having a great time, having a few drinks, and open to meeting new guys are going to be much more likely to take you home.
Sure, it’s bar food, but it’s better than the average Gilbert hookup bar. It stands on its own as a unique place to start up conversations and mingle with new people. If you’re a game nerd, this is your chance to show her why gamers have strong fingers.
They’ve got game nights, trivia, karaoke and pinball competitions. Nothing beats The Grid when you don't want to rely on Gilbert hookup sites!
You’re not a gamer, you’re not in the mood for a sports bar and wine bars feel a little too snooty. The Whining Pig is a charming bar with an eccentric name and a massive selection of beers and wine. If you’re hungry, they grill up a variety of grilled cheese sandwiches and serve a seasonal platter of meat and cheese. Whether you want to get cheesy or guzzle down a brew, there are plenty of “hoptions!”
The Whining Pig is owned by locals to serve the locals and that’s partly what we loved about this joint. The environment was welcoming, regardless of whether you’re a local or an out-of-towner. The staff is accommodating and the regulars are friendly. The wine and cheese platter attracts ladies and their gal pals, too.
They’ve got a selection of card and board games and a super sweet happy hour. Of course, Gilbert hookups start here nearly every day of the week!
She likes her coffee the way she likes her men: creamy and sweet, though sometimes dark and hard. Either way, if you’re looking for a sober encounter, Bergie’s Coffee is a rad way to meet and mingle sans drunks stumbling around and spilling booze on your shoes.
Students from Arizona State and Chandler-Gilbert Community College find study hours here because it’s low-key. It’s the kind of place where bibliophiles can sit, read and then people watch when bordering on text overload.
They have umbrella-covered tables, outdoor and indoor seating, locally roasted cups of Joe and a nice mix of patrons—both young and old. Whether you’re looking for a hot student or a more sophisticated lady, Bergie’s is the place for caffeinated hookups.
Now that we’ve gone through some favorites, here are a few more Gilbert hookup apps and bars where you might find a place to batter dip your corn dog:
It’s called a brewery but it should really be called a coffee house and beer brewery. Where else can you simultaneously read a book with a cup of freshly brewed craft coffee and then have a cool glass of draft beer, while hanging out with friends? Four Silos Brewery serves craft coffee and teas while simultaneously serving up cool beers and a full menu.
It’s an ideal local place for the entire community to enjoy. Whether you’re here for coffee, adult beverages, a bite to eat or simply to mooch off the wifi for work, you’re welcome at Four Silos.
It’s an intimate environment with indoor and outdoor seating, soft music playing, cold brew coffee, beer flights and rosè on tap. Check their site for upcoming events and to see who’s chilling at Four Silos. One trip here and you'll know why we call it the best bar to get laid in Gilbert!
It’s the most unexpected Gilbert hookup spot but still a successful one. Gilbert Farms has various vendors with cute names like Bam Box, The Twisted Pod or Crooked Sky Farms. They sell vegetables, fruits, cheeses, wines, honey and other locally-produced products. Looking for a honey that needs honey? Try Absolutely Delightful AZ Honey. Craving a sweety pie? How about Bundt Appetite, which specializes in bundt cakes.
The market is a natural place to chat someone up and find a common bond. Just be confident, and choose the right vendor. Your choices are vast and the opportunities are endless.
You’re young, and you’re looking to lay some pipe, but Adult Friend Finder is too complicated and you’re not in the mood to get dressed up for a bar. So what do you do? Bust your phone out, download Tinder and prepare for a two-person party (or a three-person party if you’re into that). Tinder is one of the best Gilbert hookup apps.
But before you jump in, take a deep breath. Just because you’re on Tinder, it doesn’t mean you have an automatic pass to park the beef bus into tuna town. Read up on our tips for flirting on Tinder for the best luck with a hookup.
Remember, the hotter you are, the better your chances: Tinder is primarily based on looks. Get ready for some sexercise on Tinder.
Voted the best sports bar for 2019 by The Tribune, it’s the ideal place to watch a game and meet like-minded sports fans. Blue 32 is open early and closes late. It’s a full-service restaurant serving burgers, salads and craft beers on draft.
You know you want to find a lady who likes sports, who will be your tight end and let you penetrate the defense. At Blue 32, the ball’s in your court and if you play your cards right, the balls might be in her hands by the end of the night.
Check out their site for more information on upcoming events, game nights or to get a peek at the people who go to Blue 32 Sports Bar and Grill.
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