Bikini-clad, tanned MILFS on the beach = heaven — Am I right? Only if your luck is in that is. If there are MILFS everywhere but none want to be picked up by you, a day at the beach is as rubbish as a poorly-made sand castle.
The beach is a mecca for MILFS. Golden sands, crashing waves, burning sun and fit young men? They literally can’t get enough of it.
For you, it means bronzed, bikini-clad MILFS on the beach who are tanning themselves in the prime of their lives. Just waiting, begging for you to come along and sweep them up like a wave. But how do you do it?
Let’s take a look at 7 great ways to pick up MILFS on the beach you should try.
A point I want to make really quickly: MILFS don’t respond all that well to pick-up lines. On the beach, you need to be a bit wiser and use your surroundings to your advantage. As well as props.
Yup, the sun is out, you’re on vacation, she’s on vacation. So why not challenge her to a game? Take an easy-to-play board game to the beach with you, arm yourself with a frisbee and a ball and challenge her to a game.
This is a super fun, remarkably simple way to pick up MILFS on the beach. You’ll have a ball.
Top tip: Don’t keep winning.
Second tip: Once you’ve lost, keep the fun going with a rematch.
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That piece of erotic fiction they’re reading? It’s their mating call.
Okay, look . . . MILFS on the beach aren’t always reading romance novels. But so many of them have a book either by their side or in their hands.
Are they enjoying it? Probably. But they also know that a book is a great conversation starter.
If a hot MILF happens to have a book, you should make a quick note of it as you pass her discreetly, research it quickly on your phone and then return to start a conversation with her about it.
“Have you read any other books by that author?”
Talking about her book is an easy way of approaching a MILF — it’s basic stuff. If you’re otherwise nervous about approaching her and don’t know what to say, mention her book. Kudos if you’ve already read the book. Start with a smart comment, get her interested, dazzle her with a fun fact. Remember, MILFS love educated guys.
Alternatively, you could play the joker and tease her with some banter. For example, open with this summertime sizzler:
“Oh wow, I LOVED that book. Can’t believe he died at the end, though.”
It’s cheeky and enough to get her attention. She’ll be gobsmacked, of course! Your next line?
“I’m kidding. I’m (insert name). To tell the truth, that book has been on my shelf for a while. Is it good?”
What you need is a good opening line followed by a transition (“to tell the truth . . .”) into a proper conversation. Once she’s answered your question, you can then eventually ask her if she wants to join you for a drink.
She will reply to you MUCH more if you start a conversation about her book than if you tried it on with a lame pick-up line.
Always make sure that you don’t disturb her, though. Add a line like, “I hope I’m not disturbing your reading.” It will make you sound much friendlier and she will respond to this positively.
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You can often tell how easy a MILF on the beach is to pick up by what she’s wearing and her body language. The beach is very different when it comes to how and where you should hit on a MILF.
A micro bikini? Hard to pick up. She’s clearly super confident, perhaps even an exhibitionist, and she could be unapproachable if you’re not overly confident yourself. On the other hand, the micro bikini tells you that she’s daring and she might be up for some fun if you can show her that you’re daring enough to approach her. However, if you get your point of entry all wrong and say something inappropriate, it will blow up in your face.
Conversely, a woman who’s relaxed, doing a spot of reading and has a cool can of coke by her side? She could be the one who’s ripe for talking to. She’s chilled, taking it easy and automatically looks more approachable.
Gee, it’s hot out there! She’s sweltering and looks like she needs an ice-cold drink and some snacks. Wouldn’t it be amazing if a hot, young guy was to walk up to her now and offer her exactly that?
Head to the beach with a cooler and stuff it with drinks, snacks, and all kinds of goodies. It’s an excellent way of approaching a woman on the beach.
Sometimes, it’s slim pickings where single women are concerned on the beach. You might find that the one you like best is in groups.
If so, don’t be a total douche who ignores her friends. Don’t single her out. She’s here to chill with her friends. The last thing she — or they — want is for some pick-up artist to come along and take her away. Her friends will make it far harder for you if you don’t play it right.
Make it obvious that she’s the one you want. Talk to her first, smile at her, but address her whole squad. Discard them at your peril.
I would invite them all to play a game with you. Maybe two versus two with her on your side?
Spotted a gorgeous MILF on the beach? Don’t stay put. Don’t measure her up from afar. Grab your towel and go and position yourself where she’ll notice you. This tactic is straight off the dance floor.
You know when you’re dancing in a club and you’ve locked eyes for a second with a cute girl? The next few minutes you spend getting into position for a kiss. You need to adopt the same mentality on the beach.
If no woman has caught your eye just yet, position yourself in a high-traffic place. Sun yourself where the women are. Chill near the bar with a cocktail in your hand. Lap up the waves at the sea. Get into the positions where you’ll be noticed and be ready to make your move when opportunity comes knocking.
Lastly, the temptation when it comes to MILFS on the beach is that, because they look so gorgeous down there with their bronzed bodies and bikinis, you want to start off with a cheeky comment about applying their sunscreen for them.
That might have worked when you were eighteen in Ibiza, but it’s not going to cut it with a MILF.
Instead, you need to exert some tact and a bit of finesse when picking a woman up. Women who are half-naked on the beach will have brought their creep-o-meter with them. Saying anything lewd or suggestive could kill your chances straight away. After that, there is no way to recover.
These are 7 great ways to pick up MILFS on the beach you should try. If you’ve got any more ideas, feel free to leave us a comment in the box below.
Now, where’s my towel . . .