New to the city, or newly single? Or maybe you just need to shake things up and aren’t exactly sure where you should be looking to find Baltimore hookups. With just about 600,000 people, it could be difficult to find a spot that works for you. Fortunately, our city has a great nightlife, perfect for meeting all different types of women, including those over 35.
We’ve put together a list of the best hookup bars, from Locust Point to Fairfield to help you out. We’ve even gone to out of the way places like Hampstead, so you don’t have to. You don’t have to be a Johns Hopkins alum to figure out this city, we’re going to make it easy for you to get laid in Baltimore.
We’ve also compiled a list of the best options online to give you a head start or if you can’t make it out to the bars tonight. So, search no more. Just get out there and start making new friends.
Do you have a favorite that isn’t on the list? We’d love to hear about your experiences trying out these recommendations.
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The beer garden – or Biergarten – is one of the true pleasures in life. Drinking beers outside while surrounded by some of your best friends and lovely ladies. How could it get any better than that? It turns out, Fadensonnen in Old Goucher figured out one way. They’ve added a candlelit upstairs for a more intimate, date-ready atmosphere. It’s the total package.
Beer gardens are all about creating a feeling of community. They exist to allow large groups of people to come together in a safe, open environment. They’re perfect for drinking in the day and getting all of your buddies together for an entire afternoon. On top of that, because of their spacious settings, they make meeting new people easy. You can actually talk with someone without stepping on toes and yelling over the music.
Fadensonnen, which, in addition to being a German beer garden, is a wine and sake bar, checks every box. Roomy? Check. Great selection of beers? Double-check. Regularly filled with attractive girls? Triple check. And if you do strike it up with someone cute, you can suggest breaking away to Fadensonnen’s upstairs. It’s honestly a one-stop-shop for meeting girls. What more do you even need?
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The more things change, the more they stay the same. Even though there are many different ways to pick up girls these days, bars remain some of the best options. Here are the ones we recommend.
There are few nightspots that are sexier or more alluring than a stylish cocktail lounge. That mix of old-time sophistication with modern cool can be an aphrodisiac on a date or a solo night out. Something about the atmosphere turns ladies on – and no, it’s not just the strong drinks. You can keep your pubs and sports bars; when we want to meet girls, we hit up a cocktail lounge.
Of all the cocktail hotspots in town – and there are quite a few these days – our favorite is Sugarvale. The bartenders are top-notch all around; we’ve never gotten a bad drink there and they aren’t super snooty. The staff knows how to make you feel comfortable, whether you’re on your own or trying to impress a date. In fact, we’ve never been to a bar where the bartenders make more effective wingmen (and wingwomen).
For those reasons (and more) we’ve found Sugarvale to be one of the best places to find Baltimore hookups. Honestly, it may even be the best place, but that’s dependent quite a bit on you. Still, even if you don’t have the greatest game around, this Mount Vernon cocktail lounge will set you up right.
Peabody Heights Brewery, in Abell, has awesome beer, music and staff. It is huge, with tons of indoor and outdoor seating, so you’ll never feel crowded. They offer beer tasting with knowledgeable brewers, pool and ping pong tables, and a fresh-air patio. The crowd is also relaxed and friendly. Head over during one of their Pints & Poses events, and you’ll be surrounded by yoga and beer-loving women.
You’ll want to check the hours before you go. Peabody Heights is only open a few days a week. If you want to spend a Saturday afternoon basking in the sun, drinking local microbrews, and playing bar games, this is one of the bars you can’t miss.
The Horse is known for playing great live music seven days a week. There isn’t a cover charge, so the line can get a little long, but why not use it as an opportunity to strike up a conversation? It gets busy around 8 p.m., so you don’t have to wait for the crowd.
If you like live music and have some great dance moves, this could be the best hookup bar in the city for you. There's something about good music and good drinks that makes this one of the better places to find quick hookups.
The crowd is unpretentious and the women are not only easily approachable, but known to be good-looking. There are four different rooms, each with a different feel, so there is sure to be something you’ll like.
Head over to Fells Point to enjoy the talented musicians and the raucous crowd. People come to The Horse to have a good time, so why not join them at the best bar to get laid in the city!
Tark’s Grill & Bar has something for everyone, but this bar is especially known for its happy hour and $1 Oysters on Friday Nights. The crowd is late-30s and classy, so it is perfect for those looking to hookup with an older woman.
The bartenders are skilled, offering up craft cocktails and classics alike. You’ll love the wine list, as well. Occasionally, there is live, but not overly loud, music to add to the ambience without impeding conversation. The large cocktails, sophisticated crowd and cheap aphrodisiacs make this one of the city's best hookup bars.
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The club scene is one of the sexiest, most intoxicating ways to mingle with pretty girls. These are the coolest clubs for meeting single ladies.
If you want to find hot hookups in Baltimore where there are tons of girls, hit up the dance club. There’s no environment that sexy girls enjoy more than a dark club with pulsing, seductive beats that vibrate through them. Girls go to dance clubs to dance, of course. But they also go to get their rocks off. You can bet good money, if there’s a single girl at the club, she’s looking for a horizontal dance partner.
There are a number of decent dance clubs in Baltimore appealing to a range of audiences. We can’t say any one club is the “best.” We will, however, say Mosaic Nightclub and Lounge at the Power Plant is consistently the most packed. We’ve never been there on a weekend when it wasn’t absolutely rocking. Better still, it’s regularly filled with some of the hottest girls, all grinding like their lives depended on it.
The best thing about a dance club is you don’t actually have to be a great dancer. Nobody really cares what you’re doing, so long as you show up and bring a lot of energy. Make your presence known and the girls will flock to you. From there, it’s just about being confident and sealing the deal.
Baltimore is a city where art matters. We’ve been through a lot as a community – good and bad – and we put that into our artistic expression. Of course, one of the most popular forms of art in the local community is music. Almost everyone we know has been in a band (or dated someone in a band) at least once. Live music is not just a great way to spend a night. It’s a communal experience and a cure for any ail.
Few places in town understand that like The 8x10 on East Cross Street. This locally owned music club is one of our favorite places to see a band play. For one, they create an atmosphere for honest expression where local acts are always welcome. They understand that people need live music because it makes us feel happy, peaceful and, of course, horny.
Yep, in our experience, live music is one of the surest tools for putting a girl in the mood. Sex and rock n’ roll are intricately linked, and there’s a reason for that. The experience of listening to music performed by talented musicians is nearly spiritual. The fact is, though, not every girl gets to sleep with the band. So, show up and get some of that refracted glory.
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Feel like meeting some like-minded singles during the day? Here are our favorite daytime Baltimore hookups spots.
If you’re still in the market to pick up college girls, you have plenty of options here in Baltimore. For those of you near the Loyola campus, we can’t recommend highly enough the appropriately named Campus Cafe. This coffee shop and bakery isn’t particularly unique, but it is popular.
You see, college girls love nothing more than taking a study break to grab a latte. And if they can kill an hour or so eating a cupcake or crepe, they’re in heaven. The great thing about the Campus Cafe is you can hang out all day and no one will give you the side-eye. Just set up shop and wait for the college cuties to come to you.
Who says you can only find hookups in Baltimore at night? Sure, bars and clubs are the stereotypical locales for meeting ladies. But horniness can strike at any time, and that’s true for guys and girls alike. If you’re in the mood for some afternoon delight, check out Patterson Perk on Eastern Avenue.
Like any good coffee shop, PP has excellent espresso drinks as well as some good breakfast and lunch options. If you’ve met someone online, recommend this spot for a meetup. It’s not only casual and welcoming, it’s near Patterson Park. It’s a perfect way to show off your romantic side (even if you don’t have one).
Is it just us, or is every sexy Baltimore girl totally obsessed with EDM these days? At some point, boy bands and rockers lost their sex appeal to dudes that flip knobs and switches. But we’re not saying it’s good or bad, just that it’s a pattern we’ve noticed.
Which is all the reason we need to get tickets to the Moonrise Festival as soon as they’re available. When the annual EDM festival pops up, you can guarantee every heartbreakingly gorgeous chick is going to be in attendance. Even if it isn’t your style of music, who cares? You’d be nuts to miss out.
Since it launched nearly a decade ago, Tinder has utterly changed the game of online booty calls. The buzzed-about platform remains both the most rewarding and frustrating thing you can have on your phone.
There is no question that hot girls fill Tinder. Swiping through feels like you’re flipping through the pages of a model catalog. Unfortunately, if you don’t look like a Marvel superhero, matches may be few and far between. Tinder is, and always will be, an option for the hottest people to meet one another. The rest of us are only window shopping.
That’s okay, though, there are plenty of other options for meeting single girls in Baltimore.
Have you been single for a while? Or are you just getting out of a relationship? Either way, there’s a good chance you’ve allowed yourself to get a little (or a lot) flabby in the middle. If you haven’t been on the dating scene in a while, be forewarned: girls have gotten so much hotter.
It’s quite amazing, but also disheartening if you’re out of shape. That’s why you need to get a gym membership. We recommend the Maryland Athletic Club because it’s large and regularly has a surplus of attractive girls working out. It’s the perfect place to get fit and practice your pickup lines. So come on, man, it’s time to get your body and love life back in shape.
If you’re in the Fells Point area, swing by One-Eyed Mike’s. It is definitely one of the city's best hookup bars. This hidden gem has an unassuming and intimate feel to it. The food is remarkably delicious and the service is friendly. City Paper calls One Eyed Mike’s Baltimore’s best outdoor dining, so be sure to head over as soon as the weather warms up.
At the end of the night, join One-Eyed Mike’s and any new friends in their version of last call, the Shot in the Dark. If you really love it, join their Grand Marnier Club.
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