Online dating is practically a miracle for the single guy. But not all dating sites are created equal which makes this review of FreeHookups.com a necessity. Some sites are professionally made, fairly priced (even free), and designed to be user-friendly. Too many are slipshod operations barely even trying to hide that all they want is your money. You have to choose wisely.
That’s where we come in. We’ve written dozens of reviews of hookup apps and sites and put together a yearly ranking of the best hookup sites to help you know what you are getting into before you sign up. If you’re looking for a simple affair, read our FreeHookups review to see if that site can deliver on its name’s promise.
This is what we found after giving FreeHookups.com every chance to impress.
It’s important to remember that there are a few really high-quality hookup apps out there already when you read this review. You can only use so many different apps or sites so usually it really comes down to how well Free Hookups compares to the competition.
For this review we compare them to Adult FriendFinder, which we have found to be the best option for most guys who are just looking for hookups or casual fun:
Our team rates each site objectively based on many hours of independent research, the features each site offers, and how it compares with other sites. The ratings are the opinion of our editors and their extensive experience.
|Quality of Women|
Our opinion of how attractive the typical woman is that uses this site and how easy they are to connect with compared to other sites.
How many people are using this site to actually meet people compared to other sites.
How easy is this site to use and how quickly can an average person begin meeting people compared to other sites.
|Privacy & Safety|
Does this site take proper precautions to safeguard its members, their identity, and their data.
Our opinion of how easily an average person will be able to achieve their dating goals with this site compared to other sites.
Will the time and money spent using this site pay off for an average person based on the opinions and experience of our editors.
When you compare Free Hookups to probably the best hookup site out there it doesn’t look good. When Adult FriendFinder has over 50 million active members and has worked really well for guys all over the place it’s a high standard.
There were a few things that really stood out in our review of FreeHookups.com that you should know about:
It’s very hard to create a good hookup site and even harder if you’re focused on something else. When you’re using this site it becomes pretty obvious they really want you to pay for the steams and not actually meet any women.
The parts of the site dedicated to meeting people are harder to find and pushed down. When it’s such a low priority for the site you can’t expect to get good results.
When your name is Free Hookups you should actually enable free hookups. Call us crazy but that’s what we think.
The reality of the site is that you can’t do anything worthwhile without signing up for a paid membership. You can’t view most profiles, you can’t send messages, you can’t do anything.
This really feels like the misrepresent themselves and is a huge red flag that you’re in the wrong place. Do yourself a favor and check out a legit hookup site like Adult FriendFinder that has proven over and over to work for most guys.
The site claimed a “92% closure rate,” meaning that 92 percent of their members ended up hooking up. Now, I have learned a thing or two about dating sites from writing these reviews, and I can tell you that such a percentage is pretty much impossible.
They had filled their homepage with a lot of promotional text, as well. It read, in part:
“[FreeHookups.com] is strongly dedicated to finding singles completely free hook ups and casual encounters! We aren’t interested in ripping off our members by having the pay just to see our site. . . We wont tease you with a little preview and than ask you for your money when you actually try and use the site.”
Despite a few typos, the text made me happy. That’s exactly the problem with so many dating sites, claiming to be free and then turning out to be useless unless you pay. I hoped they could live up to these big promises.
Before you take the time to go through our full Free Hookups review we wanted to give you the option of saving some time. If you hooked up with every woman in your area that regularly uses freehookups.com you would still be wondering if you will ever get laid again. There just aren’t any women on this site.
If you want a hookup site with millions of women (they have over 60,000,000 active members) Adult FriendFinder is it. You want the most options possible and they can give that to you.
AFF is extremely popular in most English speaking countries. Their main competition is Tinder but that is only if you want to date women in their early 20’s and you happen to be a pretty handsome dude. If neither of those are the case AFF is a better option.
Fortunately, we don’t have to do a complete review here because you can try them out for free yourself. In 10 minutes you should have a pretty good idea of the quality of women nearby. Check them out now.
Free Hookups can be messy
The sign-up page was simply designed, deploying a few tantalizing photos to get visitors interested in seeing more. Once I got to the main page, though, things started to look sloppy.
It started with the logo, a pixelated, boring design that looked as if it hadn’t been updated since 1997. Beyond that, a bunch of profiles were displayed in a jumble. The menu bars were all basic, more like Craigslist than Facebook.
A dating site deserves to be judged on more than just its design and layout, but those things do matter. They suggest that the site has been recently and professionally designed, which in turn tells you how invested the creators are in maintaining a good site.
If the user interface of a website looks old, it probably is old, which means that it won’t function as well as other sites. Older sites are more vulnerable to glitches and viruses that can compromise your computer or your personal information. Again, not a dealbreaker, but as I began searching FreeHookups.com, I felt preemptively cautious.
One of the first things I saw as I perused FreeHookups was their upgrade page. On it, a video of a beautiful blonde woman in a bikini extolled the benefits of upgrading. The audio on this page, which started automatically, was loud and annoying, and couldn’t be turned off. If I’d been at work, that could have been an embarrassing moment. Chalk it up to another failure of design
The account upgrade page said that I had to input my credit card information in order to sign up for a free account. If that sounds a little bit contradictory to you, you are not alone. Why should I give my credit card info for a free account?
I looked a bit closer at the fine print on the page, where I read this text: “There is absolutely no cost for signing up for free access membership, which includes one day of free access then upgrades to platinum vip membership for $39.95 monthly until cancelled.”
Well, that genuinely surprised me. FreeHookups.com offers one day of free membership, and that’s it. After that, they’ll charge you forty bucks a month, which was one of the more expensive fees I’ve seen for a “dating” site and far from free.
As I looked around the site, I kept receiving a ton of invitations to chat. One came in from a woman in London (which, needless to say, isn’t where I live). It read, “Hi there! I’m diana i’m looking for some hookup or fwb and i message you coz we’re at the same area right now btw im 23 years old but still look young. 🙂 Hit me up if you’re interested to have some fun with me 😉 four43 3two8 33seven5.”
What a strange message. Why would someone message me about hooking up when I lived a thousand miles away? Why would they give me their phone number right off the bat, when I don’t even have a profile picture? Also, I don’t know about you, but 23 is still quite young in my book. I don’t want to date anyone who thinks 23 is old.
Also, all kinds of notifications popped to inform me that my profile had been viewed by other members. But when I tried to look at the profiles of the members, I couldn’t do so without upgrading first (and after reading that upgrade page, I wasn’t about to do that).
These were all bad signs: frequent messages from people far away, dozens of profile views when I don’t even have a profile picture, and an inability to view other profiles. Any guy who has used an online dating service knows that legit messages almost never come that quickly from beautiful women.
It looked to me like FreeHookups wasn’t keeping its promises.
Whenever I start getting suspicious of a site like this one, I do a little investigating. My sleuthing partner of choice is Google’s reverse image search engine, where I look up profile pictures to see if they come up on other websites. I got a hit right away with a profile picture from FreeHookups.com. The woman’s picture appeared on an explicit Russian site.
For that matter, the site had loads of explicit pictures, another issue that had me doubting the service’s quality. There’s a certain expectation of forwardness on a hookup site. That doesn’t mean everyone puts their business right out front for any stranger to see. It didn’t sit right with me.
I realized I needed to look deeper into this site to see what was really going on. I sought out their Terms and Conditions page and didn’t like what I found. There was a section about “Hookup Assistants”:
“HOOKUP ASSISTANT may be a digital actor, an avatar or a synthespian (e.g. a computer generated “person” or “character”). HOOKUP ASSISTANTS may be employed by freehookups.com or a third party to enhance Your online experience. For example, an HOOKUP ASSISTANT may provide an electronic introduction to new or existing freehookups.com features or functionality, or discourage inappropriate behavior.”
In other words: they use fake profiles. It’s not just the pictures and the messages, whole profiles are nothing but elaborate fantasies, and not the fun kind. These profiles simulate the real thing to lure visitors into the site with enticing chats so they sign up for a “free” membership.
I found yet another terrifying blurb in the fine print:
“By posting content to any area of freehookups.com, you automatically grant, and you represent and warrant that you have the right to grant, to freehookups.com and its Members, an irrevocable, perpetual, non-exclusive, fully-paid, worldwide license to use, copy, perform, display, and distribute such information, rights of publicity, and content and to prepare derivative works of, or incorporate into other works and other media, such information and content, and to grant and authorize sublicenses of the foregoing.”
To simplify: any picture, text or personal info uploaded to the site can be used by them to advertise, make a fake profile, or do anything else they dream up. Personally, I don’t want to come across my picture or messages on some advertisement for a dating site.
I have written reviews for all kinds of dating sites. There are a swarm of bad ones out there, but there are few that promise so much and deliver so little. Despite the word “Free” in their name and claiming repeatedly to be the only “truly free” hookup site, FreeHookups.com was too rich for my blood. It’s all a blatant lie.
If that isn’t bad enough (and in my book, it is), the site will steal your personal information while spamming you with messages from fake profiles. Trust me: don’t waste your time on FreeHookups, it’s not worth the price of admission.