With over 235,081 people in Hialeah we have a diverse population of residents and most of us are looking to some bedroom fun. Studies show that our city has a higher surplus of women to men and that means men have a much better chance of hooking up here than in most cities in the country. That’s good news if you’re a guy looking for Hialeah hookups!
You might have heard of the most popular Hialeah hookup apps, sites and bars. But do you know which sites, apps, and bars are going to bring you the most success this year? Whether you prefer swiping through the apps, cruising the websites or hitting the bars, we’ve got a list of the best spots to get laid in Hialeah.
Whether you’re studying at Florida National University or The Beauty Schools of America, or you’re a professional in Coral Gables, you should read through our list. Our Beyond Ages team headed into the hottest Hialeah hookup bars and took notes. They registered for hookup apps and made accounts on the most popular sites. We also interviewed daters around Hialeah and asked which bars and apps worked best for them.
After sampling and sorting apps and opinions, we created our list of the hottest Hialeah hookup spots in and around the city.
Give our list a look and leave a comment--tell us what you think! If there’s a place you think needs to be on this list, leave us a comment below.
We’ll start with the most useful Hialeah hookup apps and hookup bars. Our team rated each location on key factors including clientele, food and drink selection, and location. Find out why we chose these Hialeah hookup spots!
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MSMR is a karaoke lounge with private rooms. You and your friends can reserve your own room or you can venture out to the main lounge to sing and socialize with other karaoke freaks. There’s no DJ, so you just find the song you like, enter the code into the machine and wait until your song pops up. They have phenomenal and affordable food and drink menus to keep you busy.
Our team fell in love with MSMR Restaurant and Karaoke and gave it high marks for comfort, noise level and attractiveness of clientele. They liked the highly-trafficked lounge where people from other private rooms also escaped to see new faces.
They’re open from 6 p.m. to 3 a.m. That means you can spend up to 9 hours singing your heart out and flirting with some singles over drinks. It's the best bar to get laid in Hialeah after all!
If Tinder hasn't worked out for you (like it doesn't for most guys), then Adult Friend Finder is the site you need to be on. And, while Tinder is becoming more of a dating app, Adult Friend Finder is still the site people use when they just want to smash nasties.
For most people out there (especially guys) Adult FriendFinder is going to give you the best results and is the first app you should try. You really don’t have anything to lose by checking it out and could give yourself a lot of new options. We have seen the best response from women using it and are pretty confident you will too.
Since 2006, it’s been the so-called secret site where adults have found successful short-term hookups in Hialeah. If you haven't had a lot of success on other sites you need to try Adult Friend Finder.
More than 90 million users log on to AFF regularly to seek a hookup, so whether you’re in Lemon City or Lake Harbor you’ll probably find someone on AFF.
At Ball and Chain, there’s dancing, dining, cocktails and live music. They serve American and Latin cuisine like chicken wings and elote. They also serve desserts like Chocolate Tres Leches or Whiskey Caramel Apple Empanadas.
We chose Ball and Chain as a spot for Hialeah hookups because there’s an event almost every night of the week at this Little Havana haven. They have Ladies night and karaoke night, Live Salsa, Live Jazz, Mambo, Salsero and La Rumba as well as individual performances. If you aren’t into karaoke and sports bars aren’t your thing, come to The Ball and Chain and find a sexy mama who, like you, loves live music and dancing.
Aging women struggle to fight gravity’s pull on their skin. They’re often stigmatized for wanting to continue to enjoy their bodies, their looks and casual sex. Many of these women over 35 have migrated to hookup sites and hookup apps in an effort to hide from the judgy eyes of those who aren’t walking a mile in their heels.
If you want to be with older women for Hialeah hookups, try Cougar Life. With more than 7 million members, there’s a strong chance you’ll find yourself a cougar looking to get laid in Hialeah.
The older women of Cougar life are there for quality because they know it exceeds that of other cougar dating apps. They’re looking for more mature men, even if they are younger. Each year, Beyond Ages compiles a list of our favorite cougar dating sites and Cougar Life rides the top of the list each year.
If you’re into the older chicks, try this Hialeah hookup site today. Try Cougar Life’s free trial. If you’re unsuccessful at dating older women, try as you may, then check out our course on dating women older than 30. We’ll teach you how to attract older women and other tried and proven secrets to dating a woman over 30.
Seaspice Brasserie and Lounge rests along the Miami River. Imagine standing along the water’s edge and getting romantic views of the Miami Skyline at night. Here, you and a special someone can watch the moon’s reflection ripple along the river as boats pass through. Seaspice is a chic and trendy bar whether you’re here for Sunday Brunch, a world-class dinner, or after-dinner drinks.
We try our best to diversify our list of local hookup bars, and Seaspice was one of the swankier more elegant hookup bars and lounges on our list. As you walk through, whispers of elegance and awe surround you. We found the lounge to be a top spot for the hip and trendy, the drink menu tough to beat and the views breathtaking. If you’re hoping for a sexy hookup that’s sprinkled with class, Seaspice is where you can get laid in Hialeah.
Happy hour at Seaspice goes by the name of Seaspice River Social Club and it’s served up Tuesday through Friday from 4 to 7 pm. This includes the raw oyster bar as well as signature cocktails and wine. Seriously. Enjoy your time at Seaspice!
They’ve got indoor and outdoor seating and themed-nightly events. Trivia? Karaoke? They have it all! Check out their schedule and grab some friends. Who’ll you be tonight? The Trivia King or the Karaoke Queen?
This place is particularly good for guys who want to find locals girls wanting sex. There are a lot of local women who come here and it tends to have a pretty neighborly feel.
We liked World of Beer because there’s something for every personality. There’s also live music from local musicians, an exquisite craft-beer selection, and a full menu (try the giant German pretzel appetizer!).
With so much to do and even more beers to try, finding some quick fun at this Hialeah hookup bar should be easy. Check out their website for hours and updated events. Don’t miss the fun!
Now that we’ve covered some of our favorites, here are a few more proven places to find Hialeah hookups.
It’s cute. It’s quaint. And it’s got one of the most original and badass ideas for a bar in the area. You walk in, you choose your own pre-measured specialty cheeses and accompanying meats, and then you or a helpful staff member pairs your cheeses with the proper wine. All of that is then sliced and plated with olives, bread and jams to complete your platter.
We chose Lagniappe because you’d be hard-pressed to find a woman who doesn’t love artisanal cheeses paired with the right bottle of wine. Throw in live music and you’ve landed in one of the most entertaining hookup bars in Hialeah.
Did we mention Lagniappe was voted the Top Wine Bar in America by Wine Enthusiast and Thrillist voted it one of the best Wine Bars in the country? They’re open Sunday through Thursday from 6 p.m. to 2 a.m., Friday and Saturday till 3 a.m. and live music every single night.
A member of our team accidentally stumbled into Verde while scouting the areas surrounding Hialeah. The owners at Verde are on a mission to reduce their carbon footprint, so shoppers bring their own reusable containers to fill with various consumables.
We were thrilled by the incredibly health-conscious and friendly customers who were shopping during both of our visits. If you’re hoping to knock it out of the park with a healthy earth-conscious lady in Hialeah and you’re not interested in the hookup bars, check out Verde.
Impress her the moment you walk in by bringing the right containers. You can find their hours and more about their refill stations at their website.
The coffee shop and the clientele are colorful. The coffee and the ambiance is warm. And the Isla Canarias croquetas are delicious.
They’re often busy and flooded with customers during breakfast and brunch, known to have lines leading out the door and around the corner. Bring a friend and lose yourself in a conversation with those standing in line with you.
If you’re hoping to meet new people, come on the weekend when you’re elbow to elbow with other singles. If you’re trying to impress a date with their marvelous and authentic menu, bring her on a weekday after the crowd has thinned out. Good luck!
You’re sick of the traffic jams in South Beach and the outrageous club cover charges. On top of that, you just don’t feel like getting dressed up to find someone who isn’t getting sloppy drunk the moment you meet. Get your sweatpants on and start swiping with an app.
Tinder is still one of the hottest Hialeah hookup apps. It also remains one of the world’s most popular hookup apps. On Tinder, locals log in and swipe through face after glorious face, hoping for a match with someone who isn’t a complete dumpster fire.
Just remember: Water seeks its own level. Meaning, if you know your personality, looks and body aren't in the top 15%, the hottest chicks probably won’t respond. And you’ll only waste your time or piss her off. Most of the hottest tinder chicks are just there for the ego boost.
If you’re older than 28, you might want to try Adult Friend Finder instead. Tinder is mainly occupied by college students, college grads or young professionals. So it's not exactly the best app where you can get laid in Hialeah.
YOLO (You Only Live Once) is a 30-minute drive north to Fort Lauderdale, but we promise it’s worth it. This little hookup bar sets singles up for success. Among the two bars, there’s seating for 300, an open kitchen, a courtyard lounge with an open fire pit and an outdoor garden patio.
What we liked most about YOLO was the opportunity for social interactions at the bars or the open fire pit. Our staff fell in love with the Wednesday Ladies Night from 7 p.m. to 12 a.m. where there’s live music and ladies drink free.
Happy hour runs from 4:30 to 7:30 pm, Monday through Friday. And Weekend Brunch includes a $14 per person bottomless Mimosa and Bloody Mary special. Didn’t we tell you the drive was worth it?
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