There are a ton of things to do in this city. Bars, clubs and music venues are all over the place, which is especially great if you’re trying to find Houston hookups.
One problem with living in a city with nearly 2.5 million people, though, is sifting through the crowds. Whether you’re hitting up a club in Uptown or a dive bar in Sunnyside, it can be difficult to start up a conversation, let alone find hook ups in Houston.
If you’ve been frustrated by the scene, we’re here to help. Our local experts have scoured the various ways locals do it and found the best options to help you get laid in Houston. Even if you’re coming into the city all the way from Bay City, this list can help make the trip worth your time.
Read our list and then comment below if we’ve left any good spots off.
There are too many people in this city to settle for another night alone. We've put together our favorite spots to meet singles here!
With a giant patio, delicious Tex-Mex food and a killer drink menu, La Grange is everything a bar should be. Located in Montrose, this bar consistently draws a large crowd, but it’s got enough space both inside and out that you don’t ever feel like you’re fighting for air. That’s important when you’re trying to chat someone up!
La Grange’s selection of tequilas and mezcals is enough to make the bar a must-go location, but they’ve got plenty of other drink options to entice. Whatever your poison, get a spot on the patio or at the bar and check out the talent. There are plenty of sexy singles frequenting this bar, so it's a spot where you can find Houston hook ups.
The OG of finding a hookup online, Adult FriendFinder (which you can try for free at the link above) is consistently the best option for guys in Houston. There are plenty of options out there that claim to make it easy and almost all of them are awful.
Guys who are actually willing to take a little action and not sit on their butts all day are going to get solid results with Adult FriendFinder. They have a lot of women using it, but you still need to be the one making the first move. We have seen way better results finding casual sex on this website than the competition and have seen especially good results for normal guys.
AFF has an active user base north of 500 million people, and that means options — the most important feature of any good hookup spot. When we make our annual list of the best hookup websites, AFF consistently lands in the top spot because it consistently works.
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Out of all the places you could go for hookups in Houston, these bars are the best ones if you want to see success. They are full of single ladies and well-known around town.
We love to drink here, no question. But just because a bar gets crowded, that doesn’t mean it’s ideal for meeting girls. If you’re spending every weekend in the same sports bars and Irish pubs, it’s no wonder you’re going home alone. You have to go to where the drinks are delicious, the atmosphere is cool and the crowds are lively. Poison Girl fits the bill.
Located in Montrose, Poison Girl is a dimly lit bar with style and a young, adventurous crowd. It effortlessly mixes the cool sophistication of a cocktail lounge with the hipster-approved vibe of a trendy dive bar. There’s no question they are aimed at a youthful crowd, with their pinball machines and sensual décor. Poison Girl is the cool bar for the cool kids in town. Which would all mean nothing if girls weren’t there. Luckily, they are, and on the regular.
If you’re looking for a high-end lounge to sip expensive brandy, this won’t be your spot. But if you’re looking to get laid, this is among the best places to pick up local girls. It’s that straightforward. Don’t let the name fool you. There’s nothing dangerous about the ladies at Poison Girl. They’re all sugar and spice and everything nice.
Not everyone feels at ease in a bar as fashionable as Poison Girl. The spots that appeal to the young and hip crowd can feel a bit intimidating, especially at first. Sometimes you don’t want to feel like you have to know all about the latest Indie band to fit in. Luckily, this city has an exceptionally varied bar scene and options for every taste.
One of our favorite spots for a light-hearted, no-pressure night out is Caps Piano Bar just off Westheimer Road. No, it isn’t new and hip. In fact, Caps has been hosting open mics and energetic piano jams since the late 80s. It’s the exact opposite of a trendy pop-up bar. It’s a longstanding tradition here, and one that draws enthusiastic crowds for nights of joyful music.
Caps Piano Bar regularly hosts groups of ladies out for “Girls’ Night Out” and bachelorette parties. The girls come for the always eclectic piano performances and super strong drinks. Six nights a week, this classic piano bar also provides a joyous release for tired workers and stressed students. It’s a perfect spot to bring a date or come alone and meet someone new.
Dance, dance! To get laid in Houston, you might want to try going clubbing. There are always lots of single girls out looking for their next beau. Here's where we think you should start looking:
There are few better ways to meet girls than at a dance club. It’s a well-known fact that ladies associate a man’s ability to dance with their ability in the sack. If you can impress on the dance floor, there’s a good chance you’ll be seeing the bedroom later. Even if you aren’t 70s-era John Travolta, you need to put on your dancing shoes and hit the clubs.
There are quite a few good late-night dance spots in this city, but Lumen Lounge is one of our current favorites. Situated in Upper Kirby, Lumen Lounge is a chic dance club that draws you in with plenty of eye candy. But don’t get too distracted by the smoking hot bartenders and cocktail servers. The ladies on the dance floor are just as sexy. Our jaws have dropped more than a few times when we’ve been to Lumen.
This is a popular weekend dance spot, but don’t worry. You don’t have to wait until Friday to come out. Their weekly Tuesday night dance party is one of the hippest, hottest mid-week destinations here. The DJs are high-energy, the girls are beautiful and the dresses are tight. Need we say more?
While Lumen Lounge is definitely among the hot clubs of the moment, one club has been entertaining us for decades. Numbers Nightclub on the edge of Midtown has been around for 40 years. In that time, it’s built a reputation for cool shows, excellent music and beautiful girls. Numbers is both a nightclub where you will see fantastic live music and be entertained by talented DJs.
Whereas a lot of the newer dance clubs focus on specific eras of music, Numbers aims to please all visitors. Depending on the night and time, you’ll hear everything from 80s new wave to hip hop to modern indie jams. The DJs like to keep things fresh and lively, creating an evening for everyone. It’s both a fun place to dance all night and a great way to meet single girls.
Numbers is especially proud of their laser lights and digital videos, and with good reason. Their impressive light and video shows offer a dazzling backdrop for unbeatable dance parties and high-octane concerts. If you’re trying to meet girls, there are few places here with a longer history of initiating connections.
A good lounge should be relaxing yet still fun, quiet enough for a conversation but still offer some entertainment. The Five Nine Lounge fits the bill perfectly. The comfortable chairs, low lights and cool mix of music gets everyone feeling good. You can come here, chill with a hookah and enjoy your company. It's got the perfect atmosphere for connecting with women looking to hook up.
This hookah and cocktail lounge doesn’t look like a five-star nightclub, and that’s a big part of its appeal. Whether you’re bringing a date or you’re showing up stag, hoping to meet someone new, Five Nine Lounge is a cozy backdrop. If hookah isn’t your scene, it’s still a decent cocktail bar, and they have small bites available from their kitchen.
Sometimes daytime is the best time for a date, or to meet someone new. We've got you covered locally if you make your moves during the day.
We’re big fans of rooftop bars when it comes to finding local hookups. They establish a great atmosphere, provide plenty of space for chatting up a date and, of course, there are the views. For our money, the best rooftop bar here is The Dogwood, located in Midtown. The food’s solid, the drinks are strong and the crowds represent a perfect cross-section of the sexiest residents of the city.
With a beautiful view of downtown, a night at The Dogwood is exceedingly romantic. So whatever you’re looking for, you’ll almost certainly find it here. When it comes to hook up bars, The Dogwood rises above the rest.
We miss our college years. There is no better time in life for casual fun and meeting girls without even trying. Of course, even when we were getting our degree, we would have loved a list like this. Just because college girls are all around, doesn’t mean you know the prime pickup spots.
If you’re studying at the University of Houston (or just live nearby), your best bet is the Nook Café. From open to close, this spot always has some of the hottest coeds passing through. With their mix of beverages (alcoholic and non), comfy seating and board games, something good’s always going down here.
Among the coeds at Rice and the University of Houston, Tinder is as popular as drinking beer from a plastic cup. It’s the hookup service that basically made hookup culture mainstream. For that reason, almost every person in their 20s and 30s has tried it. It’s a simple setup with a very user-friendly interface.
If you're struggling to create that initial attraction, it's also worth reading through our advice on how to talk to girls online here.
Of course, any recommendation of Tinder has to come with caveats. If you’ve ever used it, you probably know what we mean. While it’s certainly a great hookup service, not everyone is going to love it. If you’re a guy, you better be in the top 10% of good-looking dudes or you’re going to find a lot of disappointment. Average Joes are often ignored on Tinder.
It's also not going to make our list of the easiest ways to meet a Houston MILF any time soon. The vast majority of the users here are in their teens or early 20s.
Alternatively, female Tinder users are on the receiving end of non-stop messages and flirtation. You don’t have to be Beyoncé to get action on this service. Of course, the hottest women do see the most attention, which is why so many rarely use the website for actual hookups. They just relish in the egg boast of constant flattery.
If you’re between the ages of 18 and 28 and can take a good picture, Tinder will be one of the best online dating services in Houston for you. If you are a bit older or don’t have effortless good looks, take heart, Tinder is trying to rebrand itself as a more general dating service.
Right on the edge of Hyde Park is one of the area’s quintessential daytime hangouts. Inversion Coffee House is part-art gallery, part co-working space, and all cool. It’s a place where you’ll find businessmen, screenwriters, college students and espresso aficionados rubbing elbows. And, of course, there are the girls.
Trendy coffee houses like Inversion are great for meeting ladies. Unlike a bar, you can spend all day and no one will bat an eye. You also won’t go broke. Bring a book, order a latte and wait for your opening. Hang out here long enough, it’ll inevitably come.
Not every relationship starts in a bar, of course. For those who want to try a different scene, we've got some optiosn for you here:
Every year, the International Festival — or The iFest — celebrates all the ways in which Houston is diverse and beautiful. It’s not just a recognition of our multicultural city, it’s also proof that hot girls come in all styles.
Actually, ladies from all over the world come to downtown for this annual festival of music and entertainment. Which means, not only are some of the cutest local girls there, but it’s also full of international beauties. Once a year, iFest is the best place to pick up girls of every flavor.
When guys ask us how they can improve their social lives, we always ask if they’re working out. We’re not saying you have to be jacked to meet girls; not at all, some ladies love the dad bod. But getting regular physical activity will keep you mentally healthy and it will help you be more social.
For instance, Anytime Fitness in the Greater Heights is not only an excellent gym. It’s also one of the best places to pick up girls here. From open to close, it consistently has beautiful girls all over its equipment. Want beautiful girls all over your equipment? Get off the couch and sign up for a membership.
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