We put together quite a few in-depth dating site and app reviews. It allows us to review them all on an equal footing and saves you the hassle of trying potentially risky sites for yourself. Every now and then through this process, I come across a site so bad that I can only laugh. Instafuck.com has a terrible name but is it actually a good site —it’s a fun read.
If there is one thing to come from all the social distancing we’ve had to endure over the past few years it’s how important a good dating site or app can be. People just aren’t meeting in public like they used to. Instead, most of them are ONLY looking online which makes finding the right app for you SOOOOO important.
Let’s take a look at exactly what I found, shall we?
I’m going to go through our usual review process here. So let’s begin with the fundamentals. Below is an overview of the key elements that make for a successful dating site.
We’ve compared it with one of the best legit hookup apps out there AFF (which you can try for free here) to put these scores in context. This side-by-side look can really show the difference in quality.
Our team rates each site objectively based on many hours of independent research, the features each site offers, and how it compares with other sites. The ratings are the opinion of our editors and their extensive experience.
|Quality of Women
Our opinion of how attractive the typical woman is that uses this site and how easy they are to connect with compared to other sites.
How many people are using this site to actually meet people compared to other sites.
How easy is this site to use and how quickly can an average person begin meeting people compared to other sites.
|Privacy & Safety
Does this site take proper precautions to safeguard its members, their identity, and their data.
Our opinion of how easily an average person will be able to achieve their dating goals with this site compared to other sites.
Will the time and money spent using this site pay off for an average person based on the opinions and experience of our editors.
That’s the easiest evaluation I’ve done so far! In case it’s not yet clear, my recommendation is to avoid this website at all costs. I can only assume they survive on referral traffic sent to their other sites because they’re quite blatantly a fake dating site.
Whatever you do, don’t go creating an account here expecting a real date to come from it.
Instead of using Instafuck, why not try AFF? On top of AFF being an established website, it’s one that actually delivers results. We’ve tried it out so many times in the past and we have yet to find a site that’s more helpful when it comes to helping guys get laid.
With Instafuck, we have yet to encounter one real person who has used the site and gotten something out of it. At least with AFF, people from all corners of the world can say that it’s a real site with real people!
The optimist in me always tries to find something nice to say about any site. After all, someone did painstakingly create the site. So in this review, I’ll still mention a few things that Instafuck has going for it.
In case the name and obvious Instagram rip-off weren’t red flags enough, the sign-up process seals the deal. I definitely had a good chuckle as I signed up, glad I was using a separate email address for it!
For starters, rather than a “Create account” button like a normal site, you click the “Fuck for free” button instead. It’s a great start. You’re then greeted with the below screen—a masterclass in subtlety.
From there, you’re taken through a brief wizard with a series of multiple-choice questions. I generally filter out the crass rubbish in my articles and reviews, but I can’t possibly do this sign-up justice without including them all.
Each of these questions gives you yes/no option or similar. Note that at this point in the account creation process I haven’t specified my gender. It’s all fake so I guess it doesn’t matter.
Note that no matter how you answer these questions, you’re still matched with 83% of their “cheating bad girls.” Out of interest, I went through this process twice, answering differently both times and got the same result.
Within minutes you’re bombarded with messages, video chat requests (that require a paid membership to view) and so many more notifications. That’s even before you’ve added a photo or bio to your profile.
Yet another hallmark of a fake dating website.
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The bulk of the profiles on Instafuck are blatantly cam girls. Perhaps to make it seem plausible though, there are also a handful of profiles that look like they could be real (but probably not).
The fake profiles are what you’d expect. High-quality photos of attractive women in lingerie. Bios promising guaranteed sexual gratification. Some kind of text about how badly they want you to say hi.
The real-looking profiles, on the other hand, have more realistic photos. The only thing that’s off with these is the bio text. Awkward phrases you would rarely see in a real profile like “I am the girl your parents warned you about.” Slightly broken English in many of them as well.
Maybe it’s the rest of the site keeping me from viewing any of this as legit. Either way, any real interaction requires a paid account. It’s a no from me.
Every couple of minutes or so you’ll suddenly be redirected to a recorded webcam session. It’s posing as a private video chat with a camgirl, complete with her “live” chatting with you.
The moment you click the text box to type a reply, you’re reminded you have to pay to get access to that feature.
You can go to the Live Webcams section to view them too. Here, you can chat very briefly before being asked to sign up. Admittedly the bots attached here were somewhat convincing. So I tried chatting to her in French. Rather than a French response or a “sorry, I only speak English,” “she” just carried on the conversation. Still in English as though nothing happened.
It’s a trend I’ve noticed on a number of the fake dating websites I’ve used. Unsurprisingly, you get limited time to chat and can’t actually do anything until you pay.
Everything else aside, the design of this site is actually quite good. The interface is clean and easy to use with an effective nav.
The site loads quite fast and I didn’t have trouble finding what I needed as I browsed around.
Of course, none of this matters when you’re constantly being redirected to fake video chat sessions.
The messaging interface is very simple, as you’d expect from any modern dating website.
Beyond that, the experience is pure trash. You’re constantly bombarded with messages from “women” from the moment you sign up. Even before you’ve set up your profile with a photo and bio, you have a constant stream of women desperate to talk to you.
The best part is, they’re so eager right from the start. I mean just look at Kenzy below. These messages came through just seconds after creating my free (and blank) account. Talk about thirsty!
Honestly, not a whole lot. A free membership on Instafuck.com is basically signing up for the right to be spammed.
You can look at some profiles, receive a lot of messages and . . . that’s about it. Literally anything else on the site is limited to paid members only.
Obviously, this means you will not be securing a date on Instafuck.com with a free account. The thing is, that won’t be happening with a paid account either, so you may as well save some money.
Surprisingly, I didn’t spot a single ad on the site. Obviously, there are constant popups and reminders to sign up for a paid account. Exactly where these camgirls’ real sessions are hosted is also somewhat of a mystery.
Still, no porn banners or links to casino websites, which was a pleasant change for my retinas.
One thing to note is when you sign up, you’ll get a verification email from WellHello (another dodgy-looking dating website) rather than Instafuck. Though I don’t know for sure, I suspect these and other sites all operate together to generate some passive income.
Perhaps their real driver is the camgirl site. As I said though, where these are hosted is unclear.
Even if this site were legit, the price is a little steep. If you just sign up for the VIP membership and nothing else (see below) you’re looking at $49.95 per month.
You do get a free 2-day trial, but you’ll need to hand over your credit card info before that free trial commences.
Beware of the added costs!
If you’re like most users, you’ll probably ignore this fine print when signing up and that’ll prove to be a huge mistake.
As it sets out in the additional offer details, left unchanged, you’ll be signing up for all of this at once:
That’s $149.43 per month after those various free trial periods have ended. All for a website that offers nothing of actual value!
Finally, I’m going to cover some of the most frequently asked questions for Instafuck. If you have any other questions about the site we’d love to hear from you.
Instafuck.com is a questionable dating website. Riddled with even more questionable profiles, messages and so much more, it seems to survive on referral traffic and potentially luring people into a paid VIP membership.
Instafuck.com makes it as hard as possible to find out who owns the site.
You can contact Instafuck.com via their contact form.
Yes, Instafuck is a real site. However, it’s an extremely low-quality site where you’re unlikely to find any dates here.
Absolutely not. If the name of the site wasn’t enough of a red flag, the signup process certainly is.
While perhaps not an outright scam, Instafuck is still full of questionable profiles and chats. Don’t give them your money.
No, we don’t think Instafuck.com is safe at all.
All you need to create a profile is an email address. To start this process, click the “Fuck for free” button (yep, that’s what it’s called). This will guide you through the signup wizard.
There are so many better, legitimate options available online. Rather than getting into that in detail here, go ahead and check out our hookup apps review—you’ll be glad you did.
When you log into Instafuck.com, you can broswe through several profiles to pick anyone you want to chat with. There’s also a Hot/Not feature where you’re shown profiles of women and you’ll choose whether you want to match with them or not.
No, Instafuck no longer has an app.
A VIP membership costs $49.95 per month. As mentioned above, be very careful of what you’re signing up for. If you leave all default settings and don’t unsubscribe from the extra services it signs you up for, it’ll cost $149.43 per month!
In a very limited capacity. You can set up a free account on this website and look around at the various profiles. If you want to communicate with anyone or interact with the site beyond that though, you’ll need to pay.
No, you need a paid Instafuck.com membership to send messages.
To cancel your VIP membership on Instafuck.com you’ll need to get in touch with their support team.
You can find the details to do this on the Disable Your Account page (Settings > Disable Your Account).
While you can disable your account yourself (Settings > Disable Your Account), having it deleted will require getting in touch with their support team.
The details for this can be found on the Disable Your Account page as shown above.