In this LocalMilf review, I will reveal whether you can legitimately hook up with older women by using this website or if it’s a complete waste of time. LocalMilf.com promises hot local cougars ready to meet and screw, but does it deliver? We put this website through rigorous testing and spent a lot of time using it to find out!
Sadly, there are a lot of hookup websites out there that sell the dream of living out your wildest fantasies with a local MILF. But they end up leading guys on a frustrating merry-go-round of cam girls, inactive members and fake accounts.That’s why I want to put together these detailed tests of lesser-known hookup websites. It’s not fair for guys to waste their hard-earned money on a scam.
So, that leads to the question: is LocalMilf.com the real deal or did I get suckered into the LocalMilf scam?
Read on to find out.
This review will reveal what extra features are available with a paid membership and whether they’re any good. You’ll also discover how easy it was for us to make intimate connections with real women on LocalMilf.com.
If you’re not too bothered about discovering the finer details of how LocalMilf.com works, here is a basic summary of the website.
In this summary, we rate the key aspects out of 10. These are the aspects of online dating websites we believe are the most important. For context, we have compared it to Adult FriendFinder, the site that we’ve seen guys have the best success meeting MILFs on.
Our team rates each site objectively based on many hours of independent research, the features each site offers, and how it compares with other sites. The ratings are the opinion of our editors and their extensive experience.
|Quality of Women
Our opinion of how attractive the typical woman is that uses this site and how easy they are to connect with compared to other sites.
How many people are using this site to actually meet people compared to other sites.
How easy is this site to use and how quickly can an average person begin meeting people compared to other sites.
|Privacy & Safety
Does this site take proper precautions to safeguard its members, their identity, and their data.
Our opinion of how easily an average person will be able to achieve their dating goals with this site compared to other sites.
Will the time and money spent using this site pay off for an average person based on the opinions and experience of our editors.
Overall, I’d advise you to stay away from LocaMilf.com. There are dozens of better websites for arranging casual hookups.
It would appear that there are perhaps some real women using this website. However, there were also quite a few signs that this website is a complete scam.
So, while there were a few signs that the website might not be completely useless, the bottom line is: I was unable to maintain a decent conversation with anyone throughout this experiment.
Let’s take a look at some of the messages I received, so you can judge for yourself.
The first thing you’ll notice about using LocalMilf.com is that you’ll be endlessly spammed with instant messages. Even if your profile is completely blank.
This would be exciting if it wasn’t so obvious that these weren’t being sent by real women. These are the cheesiest most robotic pickup lines, and you can’t reply to any of them unless you sign up to a Gold-tier paid membership.
Clearly this is a feature that has been programmed into LocalMilf.com to try and entice you to purchase this membership, but you’d have to be a moron to think there were real women typing these messages to you.
Worse yet, these messages don’t stop. Browsing the rest of the website was a nightmare because I had to constantly get rid of these invasive IMs.
On top of these, I received 13 emails asking for pictures and 25 “quickies.” A “quickie” is essentially an alert from a woman saying she wants to hook up with you. You can reply “Yes” or “No,” but it doesn’t make a difference because you’ll still have to send a message.
This is an incredibly suspicious amount of interest in a blank profile. In order to reply to an email or a “quickie,” you have to sign up for paid membership, so I’d suspect these communications are automated in order to tempt you to pay for more.
All of this supposed interest in a blank profile immediately set the alarm bells ringing in my head. Nevertheless, I purchased a monthly VIP membership so I could see for sure whether this was a LocalMilf scam.
This allowed me to send unlimited emails to other members, although I still didn’t have the privilege to reply to these instant messages.
All the female profiles in my local area were for older women. They all included pictures and most of them had NSFW material within their profiles.
Out of the 50 emails I sent, I received 17 replies. Some of the replies made references to my profile. This is a good sign that there’s a real person behind typing back to you.
Other responses seemed comically dirty. I guess you can decide for yourself whether these came from a real person.
Do these messages look like they were sent by real women?
Ultimately, all of the conversations fizzled out after 1-2 messages. Only 1 out of these 17 hinted at meeting up, but didn’t respond when I asked for contact details.
If you enjoy watching women perform on a webcam, you’ll be pleased to hear that LocalMilf.com membership allows you to access its cam girls service.
There are plenty of choices, including younger women from all over the world. What’s more, you can chat with the women for no extra cost. However, as with any cams service, you’ll have to pay extra to see the good stuff.
There is no good reason to mess around with LocalMilf.com, instead of a highly-regarded hookup website like Adult FriendFinder.
Adult FriendFinder has a huge international user base of REAL women who actually are keen to meet up and get down to business. We’ve tested Adult FriendFinder extensively and couldn’t recommend it enough.
Instead of wasting time messaging fake accounts and masturbating over a woman’s webcam videos, you could be communicating with real local hotties who are looking to hook up.
Adult FriendFinder is even offering a free trial at the moment, so it really is a no-brainer. Try it out for yourself and you’ll see why we’re so excited about this website.
Want a summary of what we loved and hated about Localmilf? Here you go:
LocalMilf.com profiles allow you to upload public and private photos. There are plenty of prompts for you to share important information about yourself.
The screenshot is a typical profile on this website. Most members are aged between 30-50, have a racy photo of themselves and have taken the time to fill out at least the “About Me” section of the profile.
The design is another infuriating aspect of LocalMilf.com. As if being flooded with spammy automated instant messages wasn’t enough, the email system is difficult to navigate too.
It’s great that the home page suggests local women near you to message, but when you click on their profile to do so, there is no way to tell if you’ve already messaged them.
There are three ways to message a woman on LocalMilf.com.
The instant messaging system is a sham. Automated robots message you every minute or so. We didn’t appear to receive one genuinely human message. Even so, the instant messaging feature is only available with a Gold-tier membership (the highest price point, two levels above the tier we bought).
The email system works a little better, although the design issues are mentioned above. The “quickie” and “send a gift” options add little to the experience.
If a member has added their mobile number to their profile, you can send them an SMS, although this will cost you extra.
The live cam section is somewhat separated from the rest of the website. In fact, it opens a separate tab with a new URL. Nevertheless, instant chat option here works well.
Very little, other than creating a profile, browsing other profiles and reading the annoying spammy instant messages. To attempt to message anyone, you need a paid membership.
Most hookup websites are flooded with porn adverts, and that’s true of LocalMilf.com too. There’s not as many adverts on the Local Milf dashboard, as there is on other similar websites. However, most of them are for penis enhancement products, so they are particularly unpleasant to stare at.
Local MILF doesn’t prompt you to upgrade to a paid membership as frequently as other hook-up websites, which is just as well as we wouldn’t recommend anyone do this.
There are four paid membership plans:
The three-day trial gets you 10 profile views and messages per day. With all other tiers, you’ll get unlimited messages and profile views. Gold membership activates instant messages as well as the other features listed in the image above.
Here is a summary of other questions you may have about Local MILF:
Click the “Log In” button on the top right of the home page, then enter your username and password.
Click “Search” in the main navigation. You’ll then be presented a list of suggested profiles in your local area. The search page also gives you the option to search for the newest members, members who are currently online or the website’s recommendations of “Best Members.”
Click on a member’s profile, then click either:
For our recommendations of the best alternatives to LocalMilf.com, see this guide on the best hookup apps and websites.
To prevent your paid membership from being automatically renewed, you must contact the customer support team. You can do this by clicking ‘Customer Support’ in the top right hand corner of the screen.
To delete your login details from the LocalMilf.com database, navigate to “Account Settings”, then “Delete My Login Details And Profile”. Once you do this, no-one will be able to view your profile anymore and you won’t be able to log back into the website.
However, THIS WILL NOT CANCEL YOUR PAID MEMBERSHIP. To do this, you have to contact the customer support team.
There are four paid membership plans:
Throughout our test, there was not a hint of a possibility of being able to meet up with a fellow LocalMilf.com member. There were plenty of signs that a lot of the accounts aren’t legitimate.
There’s no conclusive evidence that this website is a “scam.” However, I feel completely comfortable concluding that no-one should bother to pay for a membership.