Online dating is meant to be fun and exciting. You get to meet up with women you find attractive, knowing there’s at least some degree of mutual interest. Of course, this is only true when you’re using a quality dating app or website. In the case of this Meetbang review though, I can’t say that’s the case.
I do a lot of these reviews of various dating sites if there’s enough demand for it online. For the most part, I’ll run through the same process so they can all be evaluated equally and of their own merit.
Now, in the case of Meet Bang, I never got the chance to do any of this. Let’s take a look at why.
Let’s first review the fundamentals. In this MeetBang review, you deserve to know all about the site and how it holds up to its competitors. In the graphic below, you’ll see that there’s no contest.
Our team rates each site objectively based on many hours of independent research, the features each site offers, and how it compares with other sites. The ratings are the opinion of our editors and their extensive experience.
|Quality of Women|
Our opinion of how attractive the typical woman is that uses this site and how easy they are to connect with compared to other sites.
How many people are using this site to actually meet people compared to other sites.
How easy is this site to use and how quickly can an average person begin meeting people compared to other sites.
|Privacy & Safety|
Does this site take proper precautions to safeguard its members, their identity, and their data.
Our opinion of how easily an average person will be able to achieve their dating goals with this site compared to other sites.
Will the time and money spent using this site pay off for an average person based on the opinions and experience of our editors.
As you can see, during our review of MeetBang we didn’t find a lot of substance. We are used to doing very in-depth reviews of quality dating and hookup apps with the goal of actually meeting women. Sometimes in our reviews we come across sites like this that make that impossible.
When you have a site like MeetBang.com that barely functions as an actual website, and seems mostly set up to direct you to other sites, it’s going to be very difficult to actually meet women using it. based on the comparison above, you can immediately tell that using a legitimate hookup app like Adult FriendFinder (which has a free trial) has so much more to offer.
Dating is hard enough without wasting your time on an app that isn’t even going to provide you with any help.You need to be using a high-quality site that has millions of people actually using it. Guys get the best success when mixing up online dating with meeting people in their day-to-day lives.
So if you’re thinking of using MeetBang, think again. You’re better off with a site like Adult FriendFinder where you actually have a chance of talking to real women and meeting them.
To summarize what MeetBang has going for it in this review, here are a few pros and cons of using the site.
The site is literally called MeetBang. MeetBang. The first impression wasn’t great before I’d even typed it into Chrome.
Still, these reviews are only helpful if I keep an open mind so I soldiered on. Then, I was met with this:
That mix of upper and lower case text ought to be a crime! Also, that’s right, I can get a fuckbuddy for free in under an hour! True as that may be, it’s not going to happen on a site called Meet Bang.
The kicker is definitely their call to action — “Fuck Tonight”. Classy.
Mildly amused, I decided to play the game. I click that enticing blue button to see if their claim was true. Spoiler alert: it was not. More about that next.
By the time I clicked that big, blue and oh-so-crass action button I was 90% certain this site was a joke. A moment later this suspicion was confirmed.
It starts with a very official warning:
“Before we can show you a list of women who have requested sex in the last 2 hours. . .” Seriously? Who wrote this? I digress.
The rest of the process is very similar to what I saw when I reviewed InstaFuck recently and this was just as weird. It takes you through a series of questions that I suppose are meant to get you excited for that fuckbuddy. They were:
I felt like I was signing up for some kind of secret sex society ala Eyes Wide Shut. Sadly though, that wasn’t the case either.
Finally, you’re given a series of questions around your sexual preferences. Age, body type, type of dating, etc. Note that at any point through this process, the buttons you click are irrelevant. You can click “No” to all of the questions above and the result doesn’t change.
These poor women were just requesting sex. Do they deserve no protection from MeetBang?
Now there’s a sentence I never thought I’d type as a professional writer. . .
This has been a great journey so far, little did I know it was about to get a whole lot more complicated.
Once you’ve selected exactly the type of women you want to have sex with minutes from now, you’re asked for an email address. Make no mistake, you will receive a lot of spam from a host of fake dating sites almost immediately.
You click Continue, expecting to enter a password but this is Meet Bang. They’re nothing if not unpredictable.
Instead, you’re taken to a payment page so you can sign up for a paid subscription. At first glance, I thought this must be a paid-only site. As I searched for a tiny, gray “maybe later” link like most of these sites have, I noticed the URL.
We’re not in Kansas anymore. This is an InstantHookups page. What’s frustrating is this deceit is very intentional — the URL literally shows they’re hiding the InstantHookups branding. They’re hoping you think this is just a necessary step in signing up for MeetBang.
This is where things go from ‘wow, this is so bad’ to losing that bit more faith in humanity. The closer I looked at this page, the more frustrated I became.
They’re hiding so much more than just the fact they’ve secretly taken you to another website.
They claim in large lettering that “Lifetime Memberships are 100% FREE” and the credit card is only for age verification. If you read the fine print on the right though, they’re also about to sign you up for several sketchy dating websites.
If you were to blindly enter your credit card details and click Get Free Access, you’d be signing up for the following:
This whole time you were under the impression you were just providing age verification for MeetBang’s free subscription. . .
Angry yet? You probably haven’t even noticed the icing on this delicious cake. The pricing is written in text form in the terms and conditions. This will be to reduce the likelihood of you noticing the additional costs. If you see numbers and dollar signs you’re more likely to take a closer look. Instead, all you see at a glance is a bunch of small text in a light gray font.
Since we’re clearly dealing with the type of people that would rip off their own grandmother, you can bet there’s no option to cancel. Do the world a favor, never even visit any of the sites on that list, they don’t deserve the ad revenue.
I also noticed a lot of spam coming from hijacked email addresses and domains. Sites and emails that appear to be real but are hosting more questionable nonsense. People suck.
After checking this page over thoroughly, I noticed I had two other tabs now open as well. One to ComeWithDaddy and the other for MeetBang.
The ComeWithDaddy tab just shows another subscription page for you to sign up to. At this point I just closed it and moved on — no doubt it’s also cancer and offers the same traps.
The MeetBang page, however, was more interesting.
First off, you’re greeted with a full screen “live” broadcast from a webcam model as she undresses and spreads on the bed. Over the top of this video is a small window saying she’d like to trade nude pics and asks if you’d like to accept.
Whether you click Yes or No, you’re then taken through a series of questions. The exact same garbage questions from earlier in this article, just shown in a small window now instead.
Once again, no matter how you answer these questions, you arrive at the same result. This time, that result is ending up on the sign-up page for the real MeetBang. Just kidding, you’re taken to yet another fake dating site. ‘Xmeets’ this time.
Same appearance, same garbage tactics. This brings me to my final conclusion. . .
That’s right, the absolute cherry on top here is the fact that MeetBang is nothing more than a sketchy gateway. There is no MeetBang dating website. You can’t create a profile on it, nor are there any women to view and you’re absolutely not getting a date from it.
The sole purpose of this site is to fool you into paying for three other fake websites and spam you with emails. That’s it.
To wrap things up, I’m going to cover the most frequently asked questions about MeetBang.com. Naturally the answer for each is going to be very short since. . . it’s not an actual dating site!
MeetBang is a sketchy gateway site posing as a dating website. The closer I looked the more it was apparent this is a straight-up questionable.
If you blindly enter your credit card details to sign up you’ll be paying $119.85 per month. For three other websites, not MeetBang. Chances are there won’t be any way for you to cancel those subscriptions either!
You can’t. Since this isn’t a real dating site, you can’t actually create an account.
If you’re looking for a legitimate dating app or website, we covered a bunch of these recently. Check out our hookup apps review for more info.
You can’t. There is no website to use, just an attempt to trick you into signing up for other sketchy sites.
There is no membership for MeetBang. If you sign up for a membership through MeetBang it’s for other sketchy dating websites.
While we won’t be handing over credit card info to this company to test it first hand, I suspect if you sign up you won’t be able to cancel.
You can’t create an account on MeetBang. Problem solved.
Since this isn’t an actual dating site, there’s no cost associated. If you try to sign up for a paid subscription for it though, you’ll be tricked into signing up for three others. Also fake.
If you do this, the monthly cost will be $119.85 per month. Probably until you cancel your credit card.
Absolutely not. This site is nothing more than a facade trying to fool you into signing up for other sketchy dating websites.
All talk of a MeetBang scam are worth looking into. This site is very questionable for so many reasons.
You can’t. There are no profiles on this website, it just gives the appearance of being a dating site.
Since there’s no way for anyone to create a profile, there’s also no way to search on this site.